News, notes & opinions: May 2017 About Staff April 28, 2017 May '17, About Life & Style, About Biz & Buzz, News, Notes & Opinions 374Have you ever been stalked by a ceiling fan company? It’s terrifying. My wife and I were remodeling our porch, and we needed a ceiling fan. One search online, and all of the Chatty Cathy’s of the world wide web got together and decided that anytime I peeked at a screen, a ceiling fan ad should be there. Every website I visited was populated with ads for them.